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Tradeshow Edition: Page 13 of 23

In this edition: Things you don't want to hear at conferences while waiting on line and a tradeshow dialog.
May 07, 2004
  • Phil Horney
    "Hey, I heard they banned swim suits, Spandex(tm), and hip-huggers in the new vendor booth dress code!"
  • Gary Meerovich
    -I hear SCO is going to announce they also own the rights to your DNA code ... which God has misappropriated.

    -No real technological breakthroughs since last year, but we did change the signs on the bathrooms to ?1s? and ?0s?.

  • Heather Gillbanks
    This conference is really for the check signers, not the techie people.
  • Ken Graham
    Whoa Dudes! We are [insert electric guitar riff here] Wild Stallions!

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