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SPECIAL THANKS TO ROBERT R. BALLECER, KEVIN BARRER, ALAIN BRIANCON, GERALD BROWN, KARL COMPTON, GARY HOKE, GARY MEEROVICH, LAUREN SCHLICHT, SJ, RUSS STONE, DAVE VENMAN AND DUKE WALLS FOR THEIR SUBMISSIONS.

We're please to bring you our complete, uncut list of Top 11 user submissions for the "Top 11 things you don't want to hear while waiting in line for a conference badge."

  • GREGORY MAMAYEK
    • Got a light?

    • Is your shoe on fire?

    • Are you expecting a bomb?