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11) Load all Unix and Linux servers with Windows

10) Replace helpdesk "hold" music with screams and chain saw buzz

9) Play "Daisy, Daisy" from 2001: A Space Odyssey in server room

8) Hire an end user to brandish a screwdriver and threaten to visually inventory all server RAM

7) Bob for Apples--the Macintosh kind

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