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Harry Potter and the IT Dept.

For the latest Top 11 List, we're looking for all you Muggles to conjure up the "Top 11 reasons Harry Potter would make a lousy IT guy." Make us snicker like a slippery Slytherin and we'll post your entries in print and/or online. Here's a few to get you started:

  • Shoving a wand into a PC's USB port and shouting "Fixio" doesn't solve anything.
  • Leaves sticky fingerprints on your keyboard after eating Chocolate Frogs and Bernie Bots Beans.
  • Constant, daily battles with Lord Voldemort (shhh! Don't say that name) leaves server room in shambles.

Now leave me alone...I'm still in shock over what happened in "Half-Blood Prince."