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Top 11 Lame IT Pickup Lines
Thanks to everyone who submitted entries for last week's call for the Top 11 lame IT pick up lines. We were stunned and impressed by the number of "quality responses." So even before we publish the final, best of the...
June 21, 2004
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Thanks to everyone who submitted entries for last week's call forthe Top 11 lame IT pick up lines. We were stunned and impressed by thenumber of "quality responses." So even before we publish the final, bestof the best, here's a little taste of some of our favorites. Kids, don'ttry these at your home bar.
So, what's your OS? -- Erik Dauplaise
I am not a stalker but I have googled you and find you acceptable -- Bob Vandenberg
What's an end-user like you doing in a main distribution facility like this? -- David Mitchell
I've prepared a brief PowerPoint presentation outlining all the ways you're really hot -- Sam Farris
Was your dad a thief? cause he stole the Half Life 2 code and programmed your eyes -- Andrew Coogan
Are your ports tingling? 'Cause I've been pinging you all night... -- Steven Barron Grafing
What do you say we go back to my place for some SSH and then let me check out your TCP/IP stack? -- Robby Ambler
Let's say we ufsdump this place -- Jaime Villarreal
Do you believe in WI-FI at first sight? -- Steve Begay
I don't filter Viagra spam -- Jason Williams
Check back for our complete Top 11 list and full reader submissions soon!
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