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5) The roaring fire or video yule log has been replaced by a PerfMon chart

4) The door prizes are the recently displaced serial mice from accounting

3) Munchies include SCO pâté on Microsoft "ritzy" crackers, with some Oracle "whine" and PeopleSoft "cheese," followed by some "judicial" Pepto-Bismol

2) Somebody reprograms the Goooooogle appliance to play "These Are a Few of My Favorite Things" -- or is it "... Favorite Sites"?

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