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Redneck IT Admins

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If you didn't study computer science concurrently with moonshine 101, you may not be aware of all the technical terms at your disposal as an IT professional. As a service to our readers, we present the following list of redneck computer definitions. Special thanks to www.ahajokes.com, which provided many of these.

» Binary: What you do at the store when you're broke.

» Cat 5: The name of your fifth tractor.

» Chip: Yer cousin's uncle's mother's boyfriend's name.

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