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Naming Your Network, or "Who's Online"

(Text courtesy of the National Baseball Hall of Fame and Museum: Cooperstown, NY)

Systems Analyst: You know all the network components. Tell me their names.

Manager: They give servers now-a-days very peculiar names.

Analyst: You mean funny names?

Manager: Well, let's see, we have by segment number, Who's on the first segment, What's on the second I Don't Know is on the third...

Analyst: That's what I want to find out

Manager: Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know's on third.

Analyst: Well then who's on the first segment?

Manager: Who

Analyst: The server on first

Manager: Who

Analyst: The server on first

Manager: Who is on first!

Analyst: I'm asking you who's on first

Manager: That's the server's name

Analyst: That's who's name?

Manager: That's it.

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