7) Duct tape slices of buttered toast to backs of several cats, then drop each cat about 5 feet from the ground. Buttered toast will keep cat from landing on its feet, causing a gentle somersaulting. Connect resulting buttered-cat array to your UPS
6) Build perpetual-motion machine out of three paper clips, a rubber band and a Bic pen cap
5) Interface auxiliary gerbil wheel with uranium pu-36 explosive space modulator using USB 2.0 cable
4) Connect helpdesk phones directly to UPS
To realize the benefits of cloud-native software, an application must actually be cloud-native—designed to run in the cloud, interacting with disaggregated cloud services, fully manageable as code—to deliver the expected benefits.
By combining resources and expertise, the AI-Enabled ICT Workforce Consortium will offer a blueprint for how industries can adapt to an AI-dominated future.
IT leaders should heed the guidance of cybersecurity insurance providers who think businesses should prioritize security education, incident preparedness, regular internal audits, and ongoing vulnerability scanning and patching.
