Steve Ballmer--The Music Man

5) "We Are the Champions" (Queen)

4) "Muskrat Love" (Captain and Tenille)

3) "It's all about the Pentiums" (Weird Al Yankovic)

2) "Can't Buy Me Love" (The Beatles) 1) "I'm Too Sexy" (Right Said Fred--on continuous loop, of course)

Special thanks to Terry Allred, Steven Barger, Steve Bruhn, Fred Ensminger, Afolabi Fakayode, Erich Huemoeller, Joseph T. Jackson, Mark Jass, Dwayne McGarty and David Mohrman. See the complete playlist of pirated tunes.

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bill
Kryptonite - 3 Doors Down (The Better Life)

David Mohrman
Mr. Tamborine Man (the William Shatner version)

Mike Jackson
My First Xmas As A Woman by The Vandals (real song)

Johnnie Ray
"Who Does That Penguin Think He Is?" - by Horse of a Different Color Johnnie Ray

• "Oh Lord, it's hard to be humble. . ."

• "iPod, uPod, we all Pod, for iPod" - by 3 Peas

Steve Balmer
Britany Spears, Hit me Baby One more Time, But who told you I had a dodgy iPod....

G B
Escalator of Life by Robert Hazard Michael Rembis
White Sugar - by Peter Framptom

Dwayne McGarty

Everybody Wants to Rule the World by Tears For Fears

Greg Harshenin
Bully Bully by MS the Sham

Jeffrey W. Mortenson
"Billion Dollar Babies" Alice Cooper

Rhett Karr
Hold on loosely (Steve), but don't let go... Nick NIelsen
Already submitted once, but just had a sick thought:
Wedding Bell Blues - Fifth Dimension "...won't you marry me Bill!..."

John Patrick

"Trojan Blues" by Master Blaster

Steven Barger
I'm Too Sexy by Right Said Fred (on continuous loop, of course)

Steven Barger
The Oompah Oompah Song from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

Steven Barger
The Windows Startup .wav (Moby Remix) Tom Obright
"Bald is Beautiful" by Bowser and Blue

Julio Gutierrez
• It's raining man, Wheather Girls

• sweathog by sweaty armpits

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Bobby Brown by Frank Zappa

Brian Fleece
99 Red Balloons by Nina

Damon John Hoxworth
"Get a haircut, and get a real job" by George Thorogood And The Destroyers Robert Kokinda
Anarchy in the UK - Sex Pistols

Afolabi Fakayode
• "Money Can't Buy You Love" - The Beatles

...that's why it's time to give it all away.....
• "We Are The Champions" - By Queen.
...no time for losers (Linux) 'cause we are the champions of the WORLD!

Anthony Baldini
Brickhouse- The Commodores

Mark Jass
• "Muskrat Love", by the Captain and Tenile.
• Drew Carey's & Frankie Yankovic's "Too Fat Polka".

Anuj Adhiya
Song: 6 little penguins by Eminem

Six little penguins off an iceberg did dive,
One bumped his beak, then there were five.

Five little penguins swam the ocean floor,
One saw a whale, then there were four.

Four little penguins spun around, whee-ee!
One spun off, then there were three!

Three little penguins, with nothing to do,
One went fishing, then there were two. Two little penguins, having lots of fun,

One fell of, then there was one.
One little penguin, when the day was done,
Went home to sleep, then there were none.

Steve Matheson
• "Monopoly" by "Urge overkill"
• "Let's Live Together" by "The Road Apples"

Darryl Duke
"I love you, you love me" - Barney

Terry Allred
It's all about the Pentiums, by Weird Al. Seems fitting! ;)

David Titzer
Hair by The Cowsills (1969) gregory mamayek
• "I love you, you love me." by Barney
• "Pink" by Aerosmith
• anything by Twisted Sister

• "Balls to the Wall" by Accept
• "Shotgun Love" by Bang Tango
• "Tip Toe Through the Tulips" by Tiny Tim
• any Richard Simmons self-improvement audios

Doug Finner
Uhhhh, number one with a rocket
Bowie -- Spaceman

Duh!

Nick Nielsen
• Do You Want To Know A Secret? - Beatles
• Darling Nikki - Prince
• Video Killed the Radio Star - The Buggles

Gary Hoke
We Are The Champions by Queen

Erich Huemoeller
• "Go Insane" by Lindsey Buckingham

• Leather and Lace by Stevie Nicks (aka Bill, I love you)
• "Tell me lies" by Fleetwood Mac. Steve Bruhn
"I Feel Pretty" (West Side Story) Anger Management mix.

Greg Teltschik
"The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins" - Leonard Nimoy

Jim Kane
Sunshine of my Life by Stevie Wonder...You know "You are the apple of my eye, Forever youll stay in my heart..."

Fred Ensminger
I fought the law and the law won. (well, kinda)

Joseph T. Jackson
• Dirty Windows by Mettallica
• Window Pain by Smashing Pumpkins
• Secrets by Mac Davis wayne maurer
• I Feel Like a Woman by Shania Twain
• I Feel Pretty (oh so pretty and witty and gay...) - from West Side Story

• Number Nine from the Beatles.
• "The Wheels on the Bus go Round and Round"
• "I'm Too Sexy" - Right Said Fred
• The Oscar Meyer Song