Hello, I'm Batman
If you really want to (or are having trouble sleeping) first read this Bill. Basically it says that if you are annoyed by anything I write in this entry, you can certainly press federal charges. Oh wait, no you can't,...
February 21, 2006
If you really want to (or are having trouble sleeping) first read this Bill.Basically it says that if you are annoyed by anything I write in this entry, you can certainly press federal charges. Oh wait, no you can't, because I'm LORI MACVITTIE. There you go, I've identified myself and therefore I am not breaking the law. Under the Violence Against Women and Department of Justice Reauthorization Act (geesh! couldn't they come up with a good acronym for that one??) it is now a federal crime to "annoy" another being on the Internet without disclosing your "true" identity.
The relevant text: "Whoever...utilizes any device or software that can be used to originate telecommunications or other types of communications that are transmitted, in whole or in part, by the Internet... without disclosing his identity and with intent to annoy, abuse, threaten, or harass any person...who receives the communications...shall be fined under title 18 or imprisoned not more than two years, or both."
There are three problems here. One is the definition of annoy. It's vague. It's variable. It's not something that can be easily gauged. What annoys me may not annoy you, so whose definition should I use? Should I ask first? "Excuse me, sir, but will it annoy you if I tell you that you are unmitigated horse's a55? It will? Okay, then I will not do so."
The second problem is the definition of "true identity". I mean, really - is my true identity my married name, my maiden name, my full legal name, my nick name.. what constitutes "true identity"?
And the third problem is - how the heck are you going to prove that I'm me on a web site? I can register with a hotmail account and tell you I'm anyone I want. Not that I've ever done that or anything.Hello. I'm Batman.
Go ahead. Try and disprove it. I dare you.
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