Brother can you spare a dimensional warp generator

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Subject: Dimensional warp generator Needed ocoszluwGreetings,We need a vendor who can offer immediate supply.I'm offering $5,000 US dollars just for referring a vender which is(Actually RELIABLE in providing the below equipment) Contact detailsof vendor required, including name and phone #. If they turn out to bereliable in supplying the below equipment I'll immediately pay you$5,000. We prefer to work with vendor in the Boston/New York area.1. The mind warper generation 4 Dimensional Warp Generator # 52 4350aseries wrist watch with z60 or better memory adapter. If in stock theAMD Dimensional Warp Generator module containing the GRC79 inductionmotor, two I80200 warp stabilizers, 256GB of SRAM, and two AnalogDevices isolinear modules, This unit also has a menu driven GUIaccessible on the front panel XID display. All in 1 units would begreat if reliable models are available2. The special 23200 or Acme 5X24 series time transducing capacitorwith built in temporal displacement. Needed with completejumper/auxiliary system3. A reliable crystal Ionizor with unlimited memory backup.If your vendor turns out to be reliable, I owe you $5,000.
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