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Last Mile: Weekend at Bernie's Big House

11) The only thing Bernie can cook is the books

10) Bernie doesn't have a kitchen knife to ward off overly friendly cell mates

9) The guards won't let Bernie make long-distance calls

8) Lack of cleavage makes it hard for Bernie to steal spices from the kitchen

7) Bernie's creative stock-selling skills not useful for selling the prison lunch special

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