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Admin Training Course From Hell

5) You realize the only other person in the room could be mistaken for a first grader

4) "I don't know what an em-em-cee is, but if you would open the Services control panel ..."

3) There's a photomosaic of Bill Gates' 1977 mugshot on the front of the training manual

2) Whether it's the aroma of stale sweat or the instructor's dirty "Carpe Noctum" T-shirt, nothing can erase the omnipresent miasma of wrongness pervading the room

1) Course requirements include a nontechnical degree, your most recent neural scan and a regulation bicycle helmet

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