Extended Top 11 List

You receive an email from your ISP asking you to update your personal information, including your real name -- Jason Olson

Your MP3 'sharing' software starts to us SSL to encrypt it's transmissions -- Jason Olson

Every file, regardless of the title, only plays Sting's "I'll Be Watching You." -- Eric Newsome

When you do a search on Marilyn Manson the results that come back are 'Diamonds are a girl's best friend' and 'Helter Skelter' -- Jay Eggers

You get a bill in the mail charging you 99 cents per downloaded track. Total bill... $297000 -- Brian Tunget

Your ISP forwards you an e-mail from Kazaa congratulating you on your one-millionth download -- Pete Baurer

Your Kazaa rating changes from "Supreme being" to "Defendant" -- Rick Snaric

All the usual Orbitz pop up ads have been replaced with ads for defense lawyers -- Rick Snaric

All of your google searches return links to court summons in pdf format -- Rick Snaric

Your digital camera takes new pictures when you plug it in to download old pictures -- Brad Davis

You start getting spam from the U.S. Justice Department -- Kevin Pruett

You get daily emails encouraging you install Service Pack 3 on your Windows 2000 -- Bryan Shane

Hillary Rosen starts sending you e-mails at 3 a.m. with embedded WAV files of heavy breathing -- Randy Woods

You download what you think is the new Chili Peppers album only to find you now have 13 copies of the new Michelle Branch single -- Kurt Loy

My email used to end with "shaw.ca", suddenly they've changed it to "shawshank.ca" -- Rob Davis

Your IP address appears on America's Most Wanted -- Mark Jass

The Kazaa name now reads AhHaa! -- K. Prewett

You have numerous songs from someone named LIRVA Lavigne -- Travis Rogers

All of the buttons in KaZaA have changed to "Buy it now!" -- Howard Blair

You load in your favorite MP3 layout into Nero and all the files are now "Lars Ulrich sings 'Feelings'." -- Howard Blair

All the spam in your Inbox is from Jack Valenti -- Howard Blair

You find 2,000 copies of "Hilary Rosen Nude.jpg" in your KaZaA download -- Howard Blair

CD-shaped crop circles appear in your back yard. (Can I have a glass of water?) -- Howard Blair

Metallica shows up at your house...and eggs, shaving-creams, and TP's your car -- Howard Blair

You get kicked of the campus network for downloading the theme song to "spongebob squarepants." -- Ryan Moore

Bobby Brown, Vanilla Ice, and MC Hammer are picketing outside your home with signs that read, "Piracy doesn't pay my bills." -- Douglas R. Fioto

You receive a strange request from someone using an excessive amount of outdated hacker wanna-be slang claiming that a friend said you could "hook them up" with the latest Snoop Dog album. -- Patrick Kingsley

Eminem insults your mother in his next single -- Rod R

Your computer suddenly has a Tommy Mottola screen saver -- Rod R

Greta Van Sustern starts taking your calls -- Rod R

Bill O'Reilly stops taking your calls -- Rod R

Instead of X10 cameras and Orbitz travel, all of your pop up ads feature Tommy Motola handing you a subpoena -- Benjamin Gerhart

Every time you go to a file sharing site, a pop-up asks "You know you're breaking the law, don't you?" -- David Petrie

You use Kazaa and you read in the newspaper that the RIAA has filed 180 million copyright infringement lawsuits -- Steve Fuller

Your ISP sends you a singing telegram alerting that includes 15 lawyers to explain your rights to the telegram before you listen to it -- Jeff Lynes

The latest song that was downloaded and played, generously installed riaa.dll on the Windows box -- Gene Barlow

When you start receiving bills from Columbia House for thousands of CD's.....which is strange since you haven't bought any since 1992.... -- Steve Bruhn

You need to deposit a nickel into your computer before each song starts -- Fred Swirbul

You left your house with your computer turned on and KaZaA running, and came home to find it displaying the message "NTOSKRNL.EXE not found - you took our stuff, so we took yours." -- Kevin Gennuso