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Last Mile Top 11 -- Bernie in the Big House: Page 3 of 4

I must have been suffering from a terrible case of Brain Cloud, because I realized I've let the most recent Last Mile Top 11 slip by without posting the extra submissions online. I'll take Thirty Lashes with a wet noodle...
August 08, 2005

Gary Hoke

He won't be able to wear a bra to steal spices in.

gregory mamayek

~ He can't cook, except the books.

~ No vaseline

~ Look at his initials: BE (Back End)

~ Ex-employees whom have been incarcerated now have the chance for revenge.

~ The shareholders now know where to find him.

~ No weekend retreat, except for the corner of the cage, you rat!

Robert Foster

Bernie's cellmate "Bubba" can't even spell computer.

Kevin Barrer

Martha had a company waiting for her - Bernie will be lucky to
catch on as a megastore greeter!

Bret Pothier

Camp cupcake will be what the other inmates call Bernie...not where
he will be staying

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