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6) Having six arms and legs doesn't automatically make you more productive

5) Wear squeaky shoes--they drive people nuts

4) Think the Linux penguin and MSN butterfly are annoying? Try living in an underwater pineapple near a squirrel who does karate

3) Never volunteer to capture an Alaskan Bull Worm until you know the actual size of the problem

2) Living in a pineapple is a lot like living in a cubicle