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Tradeshow Edition: Page 5 of 23

In this edition: Things you don't want to hear at conferences while waiting on line and a tradeshow dialog.
May 07, 2004
  • David E. Smith
    Why would you have a trade show in a dry county?
  • Nancy Moldoch
    • We didn't receive your check...you owe us ...
    • Your product didn't arrive.
    • We don't accept shipments on the day of the show.
    • All the booth spaces you requested were taken so we gave you the booth next to the Anti-Abortion booth.
    • This is a theme trade show, where is your costume?
    • Did you bring the lunch tickets?
    • Lunch is sold out.
  • Lou Solomon
    • Pssst.. wanna buy a keyring?
    • Yeah, but if you get the hot dog AND the soda, its only $15.
    • This show must be doing well... They are so packed with vendors, I heard they had to put SCO's booth at another site.
    • I hope this line moves fast, I don't want to miss the Smell-Over-IP seminar.
    • No, I'm sorry, but I don't know how to spell my name in Sanskrit.
    • I hope you like curried hot dogs, cause the cafeteria has been outsourced.
  • John Stevens
    I see by the split in your pants you are wearing silk panties. Sir... Sir...
  • Steve Hochreiter
    "My cousin is the health inspector, and he said not to eat the food here!"

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