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11 Most Common Grammar Gaffes On Social Media

When good people make bad language choices on social media, it's not pretty.

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Its great too be able to communicate with all you're friends on social media.

Do you see anything wrong with the first sentence of this story? If not, I'm talking to you.

Grammar has been the subject of several news stories and blog posts lately. Kyle Wiens, the CEO of iFixit, said in a Harvard Business Review blog that he won't hire people who use bad grammar. A recent study found that young people who text are more likely to fall short on grammar tests. The Wall Street Journal reported on the "epidemic" of grammar gaffes in today's workplace. Jon Stewart recently did a whole riff on how Republicans hung an attack on what was essentially a mistake in grammar that President Obama made.

It's been very gratifying to see these stories because bad grammar, especially among people who should know better, makes me cringe. I see it every day on Facebook, Twitter, and other social networks, where people either don't realize that they're making mistakes or don't care. I also see it in published and supposedly edited work.

I'm not a nut about language, and I enjoy purposeful wordplay. I am certainly not perfect--I'm guessing that the copy editor who reads this column before it is published will correct at least one mistake. But I do try. And I guess that's what bothers me when I see professional, educated people make the same mistakes over and over again. I don't buy that it's OK when it's "just" on social media. (Indeed, I drive my daughters crazy because I use complete sentences and proper punctuation when I text them. "It takes you too long to text!" they say.)

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I've been an editor for a long time, so it's been my job to correct mistakes in grammar, spelling, punctuation, usage, and syntax, among other things. It's not my place to correct friends and colleagues on social media, but I would like to offer up a list of the mistakes that I see most. I truly believe that respecting the language earns you respect in return.

1. It's and Its: I see people mix up its and it's a lot. People often use it's to convey possession. That would seem to make sense because an apostrophe usually indicates possession, but it's is a contraction for it is. Its is a possessive pronoun. So, "It's time to eat the doughnuts" is correct. "Its fleece was white as snow" is also correct.

2. Your and You're: This one seems to cause people a lot of problems, too (more on "too" later). Your is a possessive pronoun. You're is a contraction for you are. "My mother is smarter than your mother" is correct. "You're the best mother in the world" is also correct.

3. To, Two, and Too: To is a preposition. ("It's a long way to Tipperary.") Two is a number. ("Two roads diverged in the woods.") Too is a synonym for also. ("I, too, am excited about the start of the Olympics.")

4. There, Their, and They're: Homonyms certainly seem to give people a lot of trouble, don't they? There means in or at a place. ("There are miles to go before we sleep.") Their is a plural possessive pronoun. ("They ate their fair share.") They're is a contraction for they are. ("They're shipping up to Boston.")

5. Sentence Starters and Endings: Every sentence must start with a capital letter and end with a period, a question mark, or an exclamation point. Period.

6. Punctuation in General: As author Lynne Truss taught us, "eats, shoots, and leaves" is very different than "eats shoots and leaves." In addition, "Apples iPhone" is wrong; "Apple's iPhone" is right. "Facebook, which recently went public released its first earnings report" is wrong; "Facebook, which recently went public, released its first earnings report" is right. You get the idea.

7. Lose and Loose: This one really drives me nuts. You "lose" your keys. The dog gets "loose."

8. Then and Than: If you drink too much coffee, "then" you will likely be jittery. I like the original Parent Trap better "than" the remake with Lindsey Lohan.

9. Using Apostrophes to Make Words Plural: This is a mistake I have seen on signs all across the country. For some reason, people seem to think that you should use an apostrophe to make a word plural. You don't! You may say "tomato's" and I may say "tomatoes," but unless the tomato owns something, I would be right.

10. I and Me: "I" is the subject pronoun and "me" is the object pronoun. If that means nothing to you (and I wouldn't blame you if it didn't), just use this simple trick to determine which pronoun is correct: Try the sentence with just the pronoun. So, if you have the sentence "Sally and [I/me] went to the store," which sounds right? "I went to the store" or "Me went to the store"? (Hopefully, the former sounds right to you.)

11. Good and Well: Watching Toddlers and Tiaras the other night (yes, I admit it), I was dismayed that every parent said to his or her child after a performance, "You did really good!" Good is an adjective; well is an adverb. The creepily made-up youngsters all did well, not good.

So, did you find any mistakes in my story? Do you think that accuracy and specificity of language matter on social media sites? What are the worst assaults on language you have seen on social media? We welcome your comments below.

Follow Deb Donston-Miller on Twitter at @debdonston.

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Yellowdog1
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Yellowdog1,
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7/30/2012 | 6:09:11 PM
re: 11 Most Common Grammar Gaffes On Social Media
As an editor, I share you pain and have many others I could contribute. As a middle-aged end-user, I sometimes struggle with getting the devices and touchscreens to cooperate when typing, especially when it comes to apostrophes. So I have to plead guilty -- I will often allow "it's" to substitute for "it's" and forgo capitals out of simple frustration.
MFWills
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7/30/2012 | 6:20:26 PM
re: 11 Most Common Grammar Gaffes On Social Media
Re #10: a technique I have taught my children. It works well, but the number of people who will start a sentence with "Me and Soandso..." is just frightening.

I would add "me vs. myself" as #12: How often have you heard something like, "If you have a question, just contact myself or my partner." Sorry, but no, you can't contact myself (only I can do that), but you can contact ME if you like.

And yes, I too still use complete sentences and punctuation when I text. Yes, it takes more time, but who says I have to be in such a hurry?
ANON1248837340478
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ANON1248837340478,
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7/30/2012 | 6:29:28 PM
re: 11 Most Common Grammar Gaffes On Social Media
I find that people have more trouble using "me" in the object because putting "I" last in the subject is emphasized so much. People mistakenly transfer that lesson to the object without understanding why it's wrong.

Also, completely agree with the reflexive pronouns. That is my wife's biggest peeve. I actually think she errs in the opposite direction, but most people definitely do not.
Stan Levine
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Stan Levine,
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7/30/2012 | 6:30:36 PM
re: 11 Most Common Grammar Gaffes On Social Media
An excellent article. Annoying as heck when people misuse those types of words. Thanks for giving me something to which I can provide a link when they transgress too/two/to much (circle the first one!).
IBMJunkman
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7/30/2012 | 6:34:36 PM
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The sad thing is that in a few years the people in positions that should care about grammar will be comprised of the generation that does not care. Rome is burning, folks.
monicaroland
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monicaroland,
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7/30/2012 | 6:39:35 PM
re: 11 Most Common Grammar Gaffes On Social Media
Two of my pet peeves:

-- Intelligent people whom I love dearly often mangle the past participle of "go," as in: "I should have went." (Or worse: "I should of went.")

-- When using two objects of the preposition, they use the nominative case when they need the objective, as in: "I bought dinner for John and I."

Monica Roland, former copy editor and teacher
DataBass
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DataBass,
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7/30/2012 | 6:43:16 PM
re: 11 Most Common Grammar Gaffes On Social Media
Regarding Sentence Starters and Endings...
What if the first word in the sentence is a trademarked word that starts with a lower case letter? If such a noun is written with an initial upper-case letter, then it is spelled wrong. In one case I have, it is written in initial lower-case everywhere, even in their (not "they're" :-) ) own written documentation as well as on their web site.

I wholeheartedly agree with you that sentences should end with ".", "?" and "!".
So why do so many people end sentences with quotation marks?
For example:
He asked "What happened?" Inappropriate
He asked "What happened?". Appropriate
Did you say "Hello." Inappropriate
Did you say "Hello."? Appropriate

Are we on the same wavelength?
kbuchs559
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kbuchs559,
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7/30/2012 | 7:01:45 PM
re: 11 Most Common Grammar Gaffes On Social Media
You have a mistake in your mistake "released its first earnings report", so that it isn't a mistake. Probably you meant to write the first occurrence as "released it's first earnings report".
targ
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7/30/2012 | 8:56:32 PM
re: 11 Most Common Grammar Gaffes On Social Media
In #6, different from, not different than.
tobias robison
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7/30/2012 | 9:04:59 PM
re: 11 Most Common Grammar Gaffes On Social Media
Two observations:
(1) When you're not sure whether to write "its" or "it's", reread the sentence, substituting "it is". You will realize at once whether you need an apostrophe or not. HOWEVER, it would be a lot better if we always spelled the word without an apostrophe. Why? Because any decent reader can always tell whether "its" was spelled wrong. Since the correct usage is obvious, the apostrophe hardly adds any value; so drop it. (Here's a rare sentence in which it's not clear whether you need the apostrophe: We sell no wine before its time.)

(2) It is so common for people to say "me" when "I" is correct that grammarians ought to accept the "me." This so-called incorrect usage obviously stems from a deep sense of innate grammar. It's time for the grammar police to back off. (Disclosure: my own college-educated son makes this "mistake.")
- The Precision Blogger.
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