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MICROSOFT NT ENTERPRISE DESIGN

Top Ten NT Issues to keep in mind

10. Be sure to get your MCSE so you can get a job after you are fired for following this article

9. Get plenty of contractors so you can blame them

8. Convince your boss you need to be onsite to install BDCs in London, Paris, Tahiti, Rio,

7. Make sure you have enough Gift Certificates to award those who stay all night troubleshooting NT

6. Convince Payroll they should move all their data to your NT server

5. Don't use the CD-ROM tray on your NT server as a cup-holder

4. To avoid supporting the network, schedule to be in an NT class every other week

3. Register to be an NT Champ(such a thing really exists) so you can get all sorts of free stuff

2. Attend management meetings and use lots of new NT acronyms to impress them

and the Number One NT issue to keep in mind.

1. Contact Alan and Kiran for consulting on your NT enterprise at dirt cheap prices(we don't charge as much as MCS)


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