11) I was tired of seeing those Trustworthy Computing ads. Not so trusting now, are you, Bill?
10) My science teacher got this grant from the Torvalds Foundation to develop a Windows self-perpetuating algorithm, and I thought, "Sounds like an easy A!"
9) The "Do-It-Yourself Sobig.X Virus Kit" just didn't do it for me
8) While at a frat party, someone dared me to "Do the worm"
7) "Master Blaster runs Barter Town!"