SPECIAL HOLIDAY SECTIONJeff Newman's Own Office Party VAX Kegby Jeff Newman![]() Day 1: Not only is it important to keep the beer in an adjustable refrigerated environment, a real computer tap must be equipped with a frosted mug retrieval hatch. ![]() Day 2: In accordance with local municipal code, tapped beer must be distributed at exactly 12 PSI +-1%. Failure to comply may result in an improper pour, at which time emotional injuries could be sustained. ![]() Day 3: A gross breach of municipal code: Pressure in tap way too high. Documented party foul. ![]() Day 4: Naturally, the unit is still in beta. Lots of testing to be done. December 15, 1995 |















