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Jeff Newman's Own Office Party VAX Keg

by Jeff Newman



Day 1: Not only is it important to keep the beer in an adjustable refrigerated environment, a real computer tap must be equipped with a frosted mug retrieval hatch.



Day 2: In accordance with local municipal code, tapped beer must be distributed at exactly 12 PSI +-1%. Failure to comply may result in an improper pour, at which time emotional injuries could be sustained.



Day 3: A gross breach of municipal code: Pressure in tap way too high. Documented party foul.



Day 4: Naturally, the unit is still in beta. Lots of testing to be done.



December 15, 1995




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